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I'd Tell You To Go F*ck Yourself Tee - Sarcastic Graphic Shirt
I'd Tell You To Go F*ck Yourself Tee - Sarcastic Graphic Shirt
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"I'd tell you to go f*ck yourself, but you'd probably just be disappointed."
This unapologetically bold tee is for the sarcastic souls who don't hold back. Featuring retro-inspired bubble lettering with a cheeky twist, this shirt makes a statement wherever you go - casual hangouts, concerts, or just shutting down the nonsense in style.
Made from 100% premium cotton, this unisex jersey tee is soft, breathable, and built for comfort. With high-quality DTG/DTF printing, the design stays vibrant wash after wash so your attitude lasts as long as the shirt does.
Product Details:
- Bella+Canvas unisex jersey short sleeve tee
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Super soft, breathable, lightweight feel
- Retail fit - flattering on all body types
- Crisp, durable print with DTG/DTF methods
- Ethically made (Platinum WRAP Certified)
Perfect for: sarcastic humor lovers, unapologetic fashion, edgy statement outfits, and anyone who thrives on a little shock value.



