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Don't Be A Douche Canoe T-Shirt - Retro Sunshine Graphic Tee
Don't Be A Douche Canoe T-Shirt - Retro Sunshine Graphic Tee
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Don't be a douche canoe.
This hilarious retro-inspired tee is equal parts sunshine, sass and 70s flower power. Featuring a groovy, smiling sun surrounded by colorful daisies, it's the perfect blend of positive vibes and cheeky humor. A must-have for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for bold statement tees.
Made with Bella+Canvas premium cotton, this unisex jersey short sleeve is buttery soft, lightweight, and durable enough for everyday wear. Designed for comfort and laughs, it's a go-to piece for casual outfits, lounging, or gifting to your favorite sarcastic friend.
Product Details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Unisex retail fit - flattering for all body types.
- Durable DTG/DTF printing - crisp and vibrant design that lasts.
- Sustainably made (Platinum WRAP Certified)
- Ribbed collar and side seams for structure and comfort.
Perfect for: retro lovers, boho babes, humor fans, festival wear, casual everyday looks, and spreading sunshine with attitude.



