Dating an Onion T-Shirt – Funny Breakup & Relationship Humor Tee

If he makes you cry more than he makes you laugh… you’re not dating a man, you’re dating an onion. 🧅 The Dating an Onion T-Shirt delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and humor, making it a must-have for anyone who’s over bad relationships and ready to laugh about it.

Made with 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (or a comfy cotton/poly blend for heathers), this unisex tee is lightweight, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear. Whether you’re rocking it on a casual day out, at brunch with your besties, or lounging at home healing from your “onion,” this shirt keeps things comfy and hilarious.

Highlights:

Funny breakup & relationship quote tee

Unisex fit: sizes XS–5XL

Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort

Great gift for friends going through heartbreak (or just needing a laugh)

Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings,

or wine night